Donnie Darko (Derpo)

This movie blows hard. The kid acts like a douche and the movie doesn't really make any sense. A bunch of pretentious asswipes like to talk about how "deep" this movie is and how it has such a "deep" underlying message. The message is, if you think this movie is deep, you're a retard.

Shorthand douchers..

When people type text messages in extreme shorthand. It's really not that much more effort to type out all of a word, plus it doesn't make you look like an ignorant moron. L2spell.

Thanks for letting me know you're a douchebag..

One thing that I can thank Ed Hardy for is for making an international symbol for douchebaggery. Any time I see a person that is wearing it, I know automatically that they are a douchbag and I want nothing at all to do with them. Not only do the clothes look terrible, but its as if to wear them you must have nothing whatsoever inside your skull. Thanks Ed Hardy for the warning.

Pretty much a no brainer..

Almost all emo music that has ever been made. How does it make any sense at all to grow your hair long, not eat meat and become disgustingly skinny, sing about sadness and killing yourself, and basically just act like a girl? To the rest of the straight world I guess this is like how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.. the world may never know.

Every crime drama that has ever been made..

They are all complete horseshit. Especially Criminal Minds. The nerdy, socially awkward kid with long hair makes me want to hit him directly in the face. The stories are so far fetched and solved in such ridiculous ways. These shows should be banned from television for sucking so bad.